There is a dirty little secret that the owners and managers of escort agencies never tell you about. Especially not the owners of high class escort agencies working with beautiful escort girls in glamorous locations, taking care of wealthy and sophisticated clients paying large sums of money and expecting total discretion. What is this dirty little secret? What is the truth that dare not speak its name? What can be so outrageous that people who spend their days arranging sexual liaisons feel embarrassed to discuss it with people outside the industry? How shocking and scandalous can it be? Well, very. Would you like to know? Oh alright then, as long as you do not tell anyone. If you run an escort agency for high class escorts well, it is a really boring job.
Shocking is it not? How can it be boring spending your life hanging out with some of the sexiest women on the planet? What can be dull in spending your life talking about sex with girls who escort Marbella customers for a living? And what about all those rich, famous and glamorous clients? Surely there is nothing boring or mundane about discussing their deepest and darkest sexual secrets and yearnings, and then earning good money for making sure that their itches get scratched? And surely all the parties and the time in glamorous clubs and all that must be amazing? Getting paid to hang out in world famous glamorous places with beautiful people hardly like a normal day at the office for most people.
Well, yes, I am not saying that it is the same as working at McDonalds or Burger King. But in the first paragraph I emphasised a well run high class escort agency. That means that there are few surprises, even fewer crises and that one day is pretty much like another. After years of talking about sex with beautiful women almost has the same erotic charge as asking “would you like fries with that?”. And the glamorous and famous clients? Well, most of them are not. They are people who are hugely successful in their fields but of whom you have never heard. Ninety five per cent of people in the Sunday Times Rich List will not ring any bells for you unless you work with them. And even when you are dealing with the very rich and shameless, you know how they say that no man is a hero to his valet? Same thing, I promise you.
