About me:
Female, 32 years old from Birmingham, United Kingdom
They do say “a picture paints a thousand words”, in which case we were simply going to shut the f##k up and leave a picture of the stunning Emma - a Dominant Busty Italian Birmingham escort - with a watermark featuring the phone number of the agency.
But just in case you couldn't view it, or have...er...trained a guide dog to...recount call-girl profiles in your native tongue during your spare time...or summat (?), then we shall continue to please with a fuller description.
Emma is an absolutely stunning Dominant Busty Italian Birmingham escort straight out of a masterpiece of renaissance artwork. In fact, if Michelangelo had ever sculpted “Busty chick attaches electrodes to David’s marble genitals” then the other protagonist in the piece would have been modelled on the twenty five year old Emma, whose 5 foot 4, size 10 curvaceous and firm frame, 36E breasts, steamy brown eyes and cascading black hair is currently taking the culturally diverse West Midlands by storm.
As for the problematic dilemma of striking up an initial conversation with a hooker, fear not.
When it comes to communication, or pleasant and witty dialogue, Emma is multilingual and speaks four different languages eloquently and fluently.
She’ll also let you eat her pussy.
So if you fancy performing cunnilingus on a cunning linguist then your luck is in!
Other services which can be procured by worthless worms include massages, lap-dances, a blowjob, or a sound thrashing - should you wish to scream back in four different languages?
Metal detectorists can even play the game where they try and find her clitoral piercing under the duvet…
Nah! Not really!
So remember, if you're after a Dominant Busty Italian Birmingham escort to stick a still sealed jar of pasta sauce up your bottom - sideways - whilst topless then phone up and enquire about the gorgeous Emma.
Just don't try conversing in ancient Hittite or forgotten Chicomuceltec or summat, wise-ass!
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